martes, 1 de enero de 2008

MOMMY'S COOKING 10BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR.

Last year was great and skanky year in films. With manny treequel(don't know if that word even exist) made in most anticipated film list, but only one made this list. So folk ignore the entertainment weekly, ebert & ropert, or any other list, for the best, cause they're the movies chosen, by the person who saw Gone by the wind 80 times, when to every major movie event(well sort off), and won an Oscar for best female in a lead role in Chocolat(the mexican version of course) my Mommy.

10.WALK HARD:
There's no denial they were more judd apastow film, then shaving bald Britney Spear dolls. But this spoof to the Biofilm, With the first time we see John C. Reilly in the lead role. He ain't making any indy film(until he get another oscar nom) With great imitation, coming from Jack White, Jack Black, David Munniz and great jokes n lines it didn't neat ed to make money in theater, cause with the song that was sang. Everybody know who Dewey Cox is. Especially with he's own brand of sausages.

9.BEWULF:
Yes the only Cg film on the list, with cutthroat, amazing barbarian action, and very nude Angelina Jolie. The movie remaster the next generation of epic movies, Beowulf master everything on how to be just a story of 300words. To be Screenwritten by "i know write a really great story, and writing comic my whole life"Neil Gaiman. And with the great the great 3d glasses made it to see it more,
les be honest it was to see more of a nude Jolie."hey this is closest we can get"

8.I AM LEGEND:
isolation is all about on this one. Will Smith adapted the cult classic, an made it into blockbuster. With no sound, the movie truly show the greatest fear of one. However i don't a agreed, the use of the cg infected. The movie accomplish, on bringing something (like future comic movies), and turning solitary into experiences. Well les just said they should 've least stay with the original ending.

7.HOT FUZZ:
Simon Pegg n Nick Frost, made this the best of all homages films of the year(beside Grindhouse).
Giving their take on cop film, and adding it comedy. The team cannot seem to stop, with great chemistry, great plot point, and nice act of Simmon and Nick. Make ya forget on other police film(Swat, Miami Vice, etc, etc)

6.HALLOWEEN:
Been bash by the critic, Rob Zombie brought something new to the Franchise. The true magic go to: the making of a psychopath. There's no question to it, Rob did he homework. by just turning the "i m chasing you with a knife"routine, to a very dark and clever disturb movie. This by far is the best Horror movie of last year.(and well the only one too)

5.THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM:
Well way, it was the only of the Threequel that i like, been an action movie. There's no denial that Matt Damon made it look good. Following in the footstep of great movie chases, this one show it with something call: "Originality", so there's no better to end it , with Bourne living in the end of the film. Of course that wont last, theres a 4th on our way. God, Hollywood suck.

4.SUPERBAD:
Till said again this was a great year for Apatow and crew. With reinventing the whole teen genre film, and adding some new material(better than the pies dvd movies) theirs no time for a period stains. With the great ride from the officers, and the greatest last name in America(or name) Mclovin, made mom(i cant write that part, she my mom for godsake). Now with the pineapple express on the way. I don't know to expect, but involve something like joint engineering.

3.TRANSFORMES:
Yes, give way to the 80s films. Who knew that transformer film was gonna make it into film, and be directed by Michael Bay (weird). Made one of the money maker of the year. With sweet action and heavy bashing robot fight. Made us believe, how were the 80's child's, yes now with the sequel on the way(if there end for the screenwriter strike). They could add the dinobot now.
Yeah, les put some retard robot to the mix.

2.GRINDHOUSE:
Been release on Easter, it rott in the box office, that doesn't stop me by putting it on this list.
Robert and Quentin, Brought something that was forgetting on the cinema, full grown exploit film. Robert 's Planet Terror, made us remember the good old splatter, with great slapstick fun, and a very melting balls from Quentin part. Made this even more with some rambo action that just need it a leg for machine gun, yeah you go rosie. And their to many dialogue from the other Quentin's Death Proof made a nice touch to introducing us to a very dark Kurt Russell that could only have the name of Stuntman Mike , and getting kill by a chick leg, The best driving stunts that movie could have. But what really was worth the 3 hour were the fake trailers From the Man call Machete to the Eli Roth Thanksgiving. Made it more fun. Too bad they wont continue it. But that doesn't stop to been the #2. Give bringing more guys.

1.300:
Yes my mommy love those abs, ok then les stop been gay. Get serious, why this one , well easy from the hardcore acting to the visual. There's no denial 300 made it look so vintage to be consider an epic movie, with great battle sequences and making the gore an art. The movie accomplish everything. Show the true potential to what robert brought us from Sin City to this.
Frank Miller said it better, this how you make a comic movie. Now with Snyder working on the adaptation of Watchmen. There's no point where this new genre is heading. But you want more on why cause there's a particular lady that say the best line of the year "only spartan woman give birth to real men" that should make any mom proud.

Stay tuned on the 5th of this month when count the10 anticipated film of 08 and the one that my mom wasted her 10dllrs for. till then.

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