spank the 5 mex movies, that gringo gonna remake.

20 of November, a very revolutionary day for the mexican. The day the Zapatista and Villista, stand up against Diaz 30 years reign in power. Changing the course of government of Mexico Forever. So what better way can we offended, why asking the same Hollywood question, whish Mexican film will the gringo remake. They have done it to the asian, from the jap horror the ring to Dark water(which nobody care about) to this year chinnese gun blazing Bangkok dangerous, to the most recent Host and Oldboy.

Yes the guys of Tinseltown are now borrowing films from other countries, and ruin them hard, so ask a question"Why they haven't take one of our film?".

We got the Drama(Just look at the drama we got thank to the corruption), we got action(northern way, huey), and of course the funny(that all we got just lemme talkshows).

So come on gringo give a look to our film library, and remake them in a way, ye did to the asian.

by stabbing a sepuro to their stomach.

Here my five choices:

Nosotros los pobres

The story follow the life of familly living in the slump of 50 Mexicos, showing the love and courage to make it in a time whereeverything was going all wrong. Now gringo i hear a oscar contender, cause it was the first time they introduce the greatest mexican actor Pedro Infante. So i m guessing the right person for the job is Mr"i don't know why i m famous"MatthewMcConaughey.

Even with this one he can take the gold, shirtless while giving a speech.

Santo contra las momias the Guanajuato

To be brief is a wrestler fighting zombie. The end.

Now knowing that Zombie movies are making way to the horror genre, following to Romero Diary and a follow up. I was thinking why don't make one with some tourist going to Guanajuato, and exploring the catacomb of the city, when they awaken them(i don't know how but it work) now their off facing a new type of zombie the crispy, crunching, that taste like jerky kind. O yeah i smell Jim Carrey stardom taking off with this one.

El Bello durmiente

story follow two cave man tribes are at war until their gods destroy them. So to please the tribe choose a person to be married with the other, but there some that their not happy about it. If Christ Farley were alive he would be a perfect fit, playing the hobo version of a caveman, and why not add a dwarf to the mix. Vince Troy need a job fast. It got drama, betrayal and dancing dinosaur yes a perfect fit for the children. Yes this film would go to the family, that way they like it complicated.

Lola la trailera

A trucker chick traveling the road, and every where she danger await for her with suspense, and some sweet loving the grindhouse way. I don't need to say it just put Angelina Jolie for the title road, she got the lips of a trucker. So why not playing it we give some sweet satisfaction to her, cause Mad dog wasn't that truckier of a film. and hey Jerry Bruckheimer can produce it, so that Disney can go even bigger with this. Sound that horn you rotten.

La santa muerte

Ok this is crap, but i hope you guy can do better, i mean you did with betwitched. The premise go if you prey to the death he grant you anything. Now you guys can make it, in a Clive barker, dark horror style way. Cause the way is told, is like taking some prozac and watching some Uboll films, so i cannot feel no pain. My dog take a poo just watching. so here i do beg make a remake of this, cause death is death by watching this.

So there you have it, my selection not Oscar contender but good to see. For My raza feliz dia 20 de noviembre, or like in U S A say it better: Get back to work.

This Blog goes to the Memory of a dear friend:

Celina Reynoso

Ella siempre fue la medicina de su familia, con su sonrisa, y chiste que hacia a todos reir felices.

Haciendonos sentir mejor, con cada carcajada que nos daba ver la burla de alguien.Sus hermanas la querian como amiga, sus amigos la aguantaban siempre por los chistes, las sobrinas se divertian cuando llegaba, pero nadie en su familia, hacia lo que hacia mejor sacarle una sonrisa a su mama.

Y a para su esposo siempre fue su mano derecho del amor.

Nunca vas a ser olvidada.