It needed more balls to make it funny

I always love playing the game of ping pong , since at the age of 10, i go to the house of a uncle and play it. When i heard there was a movie about, i was more excited (more when they mention that Christopher Walken was gonna be in it), that gonna be made the same tean that made comedy central Reno 911. Now seen it left me with some problem that only one person can say it all. Here my review.

Plot: Randy Daytona(Dan Fogler) Was a promising ping pong player beating every countrys best, in the 88's South Korea Olympic, with the support of hes marine dad Sgt. Pete Daytona(Robert Patrick) (which have a beting adiction)when it come to he last match to a german douchbag Karl Wolfschtagg, Discovering that dad made a bet to some Chineese Gangs,. He losse

all concetration. Losing it, which dad daytone lose a head. 15 years past, Randy is now a ping pong entertainer in Las vegas, but when he cause to a member of the audiense a heartattack, he lose he only job. Come FBI Agent Rodriguez(George Lopez) to recruit him for a special mission, that involve the mafia that decapitated he dad. So he accept, But been long that he haven't play in a long time, take him to participe to local tornouments,. That in the 1st game he lose it, so now he take him to China Town where a wise master teach him the sport and art of ping pong, Master Wong(James Hong) and with the help of her niece Maggie Hong(Maggie Q), they prepare him to be the best ping pong player of all the tournament of Feng(Christopher Walken) before he beat the dragon and restore the honor to Master Wong that prohibited to teach to a gringo(that's george word). Will he enter to Feng tournament? Will master Wong teah him everythin there is? Will he meet hes archrival of the 88's olympic rival douchbag german Karl? Play it how it is with balls, small ones.

Now that you know that Walken is in it. Here he is writing the review with his own finger.

Oki toki then, now let me comment on Dan fogler acting, he remind me of a very chugy Jim Belushi, that he fatnes can make better movie than he. I see him as promising comic career, not belushi. Now george Lopez acting remind me of the last latino that i work that was in king of New York, Now let see Mencia steal that act. Maggie Q there ain't much to say about her, i mean she only show her body like that save of the bell girl that did showgirl. And what can i say abou James Hong, i didnt know he was in the movie. Now the slaptick aint nothing that i did in my career , accept the sketches on SNL. which 're the best, but this was fun todo, but slow in some gag, i mean this people made me drees like retarded Ghenhis Khan. And the glasses that i wear, i could be very much Katharine hepbun son. So some joke arte funny haha, but not much funny hohoho, i mean i wear wig that nothing chineese, accept for the eyes.

Thank you, overall is not your doutchball movie, but more of a rollerball remake, needed more straight story, with some hard passion too. But there some balls that you can dutch.