happy independace days in Mexico.to Hollywood

Ye know Mexico have been the new location for Hollywood, i mean big star have gone to film there, i mean theirs Mel Gibson apocalypse, and milla RE:Extinction. But one thing they have to learn they don know how make a good Mexican film. That why i m calling this blog:

"Gringo's don't make Mexican film"

We Mexican are proud nation, of a culture, are ritual, and our craft on how rich is our country. But Now we got you guys for ruin it. Why? well lets take a troll, throughout history. There been good movies that Mexican people made:

1. Los olvidados
2. Rojo amanecer
3. Y nosotros los pelado(actually that the best funny movie that we made)

But now you guys ruin it all. well, like putting us as the punchline on every joke, example The cheech and chong movies, filming only in horrible places in Mexico, the villages (we have city ye know), and of course the corruption(hey that doesn't mean ye guys got some, you were the one that invented capitalism). some of you don't care of our culture. oh wait a minute yes you do, you gave us, the antisemitic drunk , "i can crash the car anywhere" Mel Gibson. Who really doesn't know anything of the Maya. Really didn't you go to school, wait they cut the educational fund. Now i know my country have always been a sellout thank to you. But when you try to make movie about us. Try to put and actor who know Spanish's, but don't put Brad Pitt cause the only thing he know, is to be the bitch of a relationship. so here are 3 reason to make it a good, without embarrassing us:

-Don't put Danny Trejo on every Mexican movie: i know he been in prison . that what make him Mexican, but your wrong, he's more gabacho. Put more Robert Redford, i hear he need work.

-Stop filming us. Like we were a third country, that why you got New Orleans perfect places, showing something that Bush forgot last year.

1. -Lastly, stop taking our best directors. Like Guillermo Del Toro, he would've made a lord of the ring with a mexican flavor, Alejandro Gonzales Iñarritu, Imean ye give him the glove, but not the oscar. You're torturing him. Alfonso Cuaron, that would've made our mexica version of american pie.

So Gringos the next time you make a Mexican movie, don't. Cause all we gonna hear from you is,"why i didn't put Danny Trejo". So to my My Mexican people, Feliz dia 16 de septiembre.

Ahora vamonos a comer chicharones. !A huevo Cabrone¡