MOMMY'S COOKING 10MOVIES TO WATCH IN SUMMER

Yeah is that time again, my mom is making some mexican mole, with the films for summer, so eat the heat n throw the chicken bone , cause here are mom's top 10 ingredient for a summer movies:

10.-THE MUMMY 3

Theres no denial i love Sommers mummy films why?

Well their funny, great effect, n more great design. Sure their campy put for the best.

Now with the 3 installment, they are going Asian with this one, casting kung fu lady MItchell Yeoh, and with the badness of Jet Li. Beside Brendan Fraser need work.

9.-HELLBOY2

What separate a devil to a mexican. The guy who now directing The hobbit, But mostly to see again everybody favorite red demon fighting monster, and this one is bigger. With a whole new story, this time around sighting more on the R.P.D. Than a rookie agent. Our team go against the fairy world, with more creatures n more bigger guns. Yeah lets have some candy with that.

8.-HANCOCK

Will Smith as a wash up super hero, causing more destruction than saving it?

That's why.

7.-MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

It was about time for some j-pop horror for American, base on short story of Clive baker. This one thing that will remind us to never take the subway by midnight, especially is ye passenger is a butcher for human flesh o yeah that's cooking.

6.-X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

The sequel to one the best series in the 90's is coming back with the original FBI duo, and directed from the creator himself Chris Carter. Give more reason to why agent scully n mulder needed to be back? cause need more than just investigating some damn ufo for Christ sake.

5.- STEP BROTHERS

I love their work on talladega nights, than why not, do it again , but this time as brothers, in their 40's. yeah

4.-SPEED RACER

Fan of the animated series, with great and dynamiting races, make this one to see, sure is for the familly, so is every R rated movie. Anyway this is one kid film that you can't pass up, beside Christina Rici is in it.

3.-PINNEAPPLE EXPRES

Well is a pleasing that finally they game James Franco a role worth for he's expertise, as stoner. With greatness n original gag, this movie will makes us forget of every joint movie that was ever made. Harold n who?

2.-DARK KNIGHT
This year will go to this money, why? The joker.

Directed by the master himself Christopher Nolan, bought a new n real take of the dark Knight, now when ye ad one of the notorious foe, then you now what to expect. But why ain't in #1

1.-INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLO OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

I may be old school, but there's no one they haven't heard of him , except your 7year old nephew of course, damn parenting. Is gonna be good to see Harrison wearing he's signature hat on. Reason is #1 easy he's the only hero that whine a lot. it may not be good than the 3rd one, but we entertain.

Also stay tune on May 21 where i Honor him for the best comeback of the 21 century.

Anybody got light for this bong of a movie?

In late 70 to the 80's there was cheech n chong, that introduce great comedy when ye ad weed to the picture, than in the 90's kevin smith gave us the foul mouth smoking dealer of Jay and the wise n silent bob. In 2004 following the footstep of this great master of making mary jane(not to confuse with Kristen Dunt) Is Harold n Kumar, for what adventure took them to find the white casttle, n shove every burger they wanted. But what happen the day after? did they went to Amsterdam? here s my review then:

After eating all the burgers the Boys settle down for a few hour,before their plane await, so Harold(John Cho) n Kumar(Kal Penn) pack up of to Amsterdam, that where we meet Kurma's ex girlfriend Vanessa(Danneel Harris), which is getting married, to a suck up to the president after they get busted for lighting a bong, which the passenger confuse it for a bomb n mistake them as terrorist. Now is up to the extremist fundamental, like to spill grape soda, n pennys con servative Agent Fox(Rob Corddry) , that send them to Guantanamo, that less than hour escape, hitch a ride with some local cuban to Miami with the Aid of Rasa(Amid Talaj)where the duo learn a new style of partying with bottomless. So a new adventure start, taking them to deep of the south where they meeting to some good samaritan gangsters, some local modern southies with a mutant of a son, to a rally with the kkk, that mistake them as Mexican, to hitching with Neal Patrick Harris(who like them mushroom), expressing their feeling in a local whore house, and dropping in to the main man himself G.W. so the boys can clear their names, n stop a wedding. All that before they get stop by Agent Fox n he's man. Oh also the weed bag come back in a threeway.

By far this is the fun ye can have beside smoking it. The duo bring some of the strong n fun, tthat ye can have in the film. The one that take the dialog is Kal Penn as always with some of a self explanatory dialog. But ye think Neal performance was great in the 1st, well ye get to see him more on this one with a unicorn that travel with(God bless he didn't went all second life with it). But far the best is the main villain of the agent who never wipe hes bottom of Bill Corddry.
This is by far the most provoking n funniest act, he remind me of the bastard son of dick chenny.

The story till follow the o brother where at dou? formula, but with new twist, to the scary scene of the cyclop, to the Neal sealing pornstar Echo valley bottom(Hey i know somethings), to the KKK scene, which i opose, i mean Mexican, we dont have that very close eyes, and we re not that brownish, we got a more of a light caramel color, of course the sad part of it is some seen were cut out, like where they 're thrown from a bus, to Bill corddry ambush it(which were nice)
But by far the funniest moment, is the father calling of G.W. to he's dad, that really give a positive look, if ye count the weed that he smoke's

The is better than the 1st, with more political, n offensive jokes. But will stay as the funniest pot movie of this year, cause in august Seth Rogen n James Franco come smoking more in Pineapple Express, n my sight are telling that got more laughs than a cannival festival.

So if ya not doing anything, like smoking with friend, go and see this movie. And see why yer seen to much Doggie howser episodes.

ain't got ogres, or elves, but .......but it got kung fu.

i been huge fun of kung fu, since the a child, took some classes which they didn't work out. But that didn't stop me, by seen more from the Shaw brother, to the Bruce Lee ones, to today. Now a reunion of two of the best, unite for one movie. To they bring great choreography, or they are acting like kid? here my review:

Jason Tripitika(Michael Argarano) is just your average loving kung fu loving kid, that admire the art of classic film, but when he dream about a monkey putting the kicks on some bad guy it make himself , into something. So one day he go to the nearest pawnshop where we meet hop( a very old jackie Chan), buying bootleg film, when he stumble in a room , that hold ancient staff that belong to a warrior. Heading home he cross path with a bully, that force him to go and rob Hop pawnshop. By entering they star looking for the money until hop gets shot, giving the staff to jason, which he make a run for it, chase around the street he reach an end in a roof, where the gang starting to treating him for what happen, when all of the sudden the staff start to push him to the cliff. When falling he wake in a village, frighten, he run when the sudden is invaded by the royal guard of the warlord, destroying houses, killing the men, and taken the women. By the time he meet a drunken traveller by the name of Lu Yan(Chan again) that save him, and invite him for a drink, where he tell him the story of the monkey king, and the importance of the weapon that he hold, so chase by guards, he is join by a silent monk,(jet Li), and a mysterious musician by the name of the golden sparrow(Liu Yifei) he is trained, and complete the prophesy to go to the 4elements mountains and return the staff that will awaken the monkey king, before the bounty hunter and jade warlord(Collin Chou) guards stop them.

The storyline seem to take from the Never ending story, but more of a karate way, with the basic that come to the main actor. Michael character is always the dimsy, and help es movie geek that we meet in real life, more like the resemblance to Shia Lebouf in the transformers. But the kid can fight that make the movie more joyful. The chemistry that Jackie character have with the Jet Li type, is the fun of the movie, specialty in the scene where Chan to make some rain. From the bad guys view i like more the bounty hunter Ni Chang play by Li Bingbing, that there haven't been a mean female fighter since Ziyi Zhang. Burt lets get something straight i know most of the Jet Li film he always play the silent type, from Once a upon a time in china 1 to 3 to Kiss of the dragon. But now he show he lighter side when playing the monkey king, i mean when ye gonna see him monkey around not on the set of war. But even stranger enough by when he said that fearless whats gonna be he last epic movie. wel this seem more epickier?Is nice to see Jackie Chan getting out of the disney film, leaving he rush hour persona behind and playing the drunken master, that he already did, in the drunken master.

But lest get to the best part of the film which is the fighting of course. The jackie and Jet confrontation is by far the best of the film, with the kick they give one another, is reminded me of the triple fight with the captain in Chan Project A. of course they where all done by the most busiest now hollywood stunt choreographer of mister Yun Wo-ping. that are well nicely styli est.

especially when it come to the staff fight between the jade warlord n the monkey king.

Been directed by the man who have done more animation film, from the classic Lion King, to the cg mouse of both Stuart Little films. Make ye wonder how he pull it all off, for a film like that. the film have fun in the way the characters interact, to the visual that certainly took from other kung fu movies like the crouching tiger hidden dragon palaces, to the old ancient Chinese weapons.

Is not the best kung fu film of the decade like it was with Jet Li Hero, but deliver the best duel fight of Jackie Chan and Jet Li, that bring the entertainment, From the fighting in a restaurant, to the slapstick training that made Chan famous.

The film goes directly to a family that will enjoy it. To even a martial art aficionado. so it got the kicks and adventure, and some jump, but ye can expect much. So for me i go watching the 7 swords to Azumi as one best epic martial art films. But i m here waiting for Jet Li bad guy(which he really good at) in The mummy 3.

this is why you should learn about math.

21 is a peculiar, and very unique film that i wanted to see. But yeah there been other film that base on heist or cheating. And there manny, but lately the game of poker, is what making head. right now, with the whole tournament that is airing on tv. Now there's a movie that show, if you have a plan, a strategy, and know well the numbers of every card. Well ye become a big shot, in a city that never sleep (cause they spread ya with somekind of gas to keep ya up all the night). Heres my review:

Ben Campbell(Jim Sturgess), is senior on MIT, he spend hes time working with friend building a robot for a contest, attending classes, working on a clothing store(which he was promoted, and hanging in a bar with the coworkers. But when he answer a very special answer in Mickey Rosa(Kevin Spacey) class. Discover the reason why is so important to count card. join by other member, he is it, train, to learn words that turn to number, and study the true strategy of blackjack. Cause on the weekend beside smuggling money, is Vegas baby, is Vega. Where the table come with hes own rules, when in go, one of the member show he hand on back mean the game is hot, when is pointed in the eye, it means, we need to talk, and a stroke in the hair, is time to go. making it the best time of he's life, money, girl, respect while been watch by a security agent by the name of Cole(Laurence Fishburne) who already had a run in with Mickey. All is good but back home, he make every aside from classes, to he friends. Becoming more greedier that could jeopardy the team, with a jealousy, and some mistrust with the leader. Is a good life, but when you add more card to the deck, is a lost.

This is 21.

The movie is special on the way the cheat on poker, is like been in 5th grade all over again. i mean i don't know that there some drama or is it a manual on how to count the card. The narration was good, cause is told by the way the card is play. same way that Morgan freeman describe a boxing fight in million dollar baby.

Kudos go to Kevin Spacey acting, on this films, as the best leader and squealing teacher in a movie. Just looking on he devilish eyes you know that he can make yer life bad in school steal ya everything that you own. Jim Sturges role was very cliches on a regular note, from the shy beginner to the compulsive addict, that the same to Philip Seymour Hoffman owning mahowny.

The varies stages that the movie have, was well narrated, cause the best part was the technic they had, on cheating, from the mule in a crotch, to cashing the chips using your local strippers, the art is fun and intelligent, yet need be a mathesian to get into the action. but different to another Dustin Hoffman movie(Rainman). But more educational(ok i m exxagerating here)

So the movie dont have the king of rock, or brad pitt, matt dillon, or a george clooney, but is wellcraft, it has it own style of playing it. And showing the real life of what Vegas is all about.

So if ye wanna see something di9fferent, that doesnt have side gags, or bad remakes, or guys that got powers. Then go and see what math is good for you.

Best post-apocalypsis movie of the year.

last year , i went to the comic-con, with the chance to meet, and greed. To the man that is know for director of the dog soldier and the descent. but knowing fate had different plan. The ticket were sold out. So the only chance that went away, i never get the opportunity to see, him. But doesn't mean i cant see he's most recently film. is it good or is just that good. Here my review:

On April 08 of 2008, a virus was discover, contaminating all of scotland, that have to declare Marshall law, in time wiping most of the north of England. Quarantine was made, and to stop it, walls was build all around of the country. With mine and automatic search machine guns, killing everything in sight, and no flight zone. 35 year have past, and England is in the ruin, unemployment have rise, most country have ignore their help, and a state of totalitarian, have been reigning. But thing have gotten worse when the virus appear again, so to resolve the problem, knowing they haven't know or heard of Scotland, or like they call it the hot zone, their survivors, there's a cure. so know they prepare a team led by the eye patch who use it for a camera Major Sinclair(Rhona Mintra) to recover it, before 48hrs. Entering a world without justice, moral, unity. No backup, and find your own way out. Welcome to the end of the wold, in Doomsday.

so let me begin with the characters:

First less start with Rhona Mintra character, now she real star of the movie, giving the anti-hero attitude, but the captain that take anything to serious, and have camera of eye. She very well be the daughter of the of snake plissken.

Now the villain of sol play by Graig Conway, is the most brutal character, i have seen so far in a Neil Marshall, with the sarcasm he give, it remind me of the hockey wearing mask of road warrior that needed. I mean who in he right mind would drive he car with he's beheaded girlfriend, is beyond disturb, is beyond disgusting, is something new. And knit

Bob hopkins is the main best friend of our heroin, with hes feet on the situation, and always been ask for a smoke. Is the best friend that anyone need.

Malcom McDowell is the la creme of them all playing, as the doctor, turn into dictator, is where the acting is at. Just letting the movie been narrated by him, set the dark tone, that the film have. Give more narrative job to this man. Hes great.

Now the action, yeah that's where the gold is, following he love to late 70's and 80's film. There's no comparison for this film. I wont say their name, but it show the love that Marshall have, from the first encounting of the marauders that survive the virus, it show that someone have been playing to much counter strike. The action don't stop, until the tank start moving(another scene seen in a movie), the wild ride in the elevator that can't be shown in a movie call demolition man. To the cooking scene, that something that only ely roth could made, but gets marshall did first. The body seem more chicken meat, than the cow one, made with some soft foam(i think) give the reality of cooking a person. But the best is the arena fight, when Mintra go up against a full armor knight, that is well choreograph, that will say it, that is even better than the troll fight of the 1st LOTR. I know is absurd but is truth. Just watch it that something that a girl can do. And to end it the best car chase fight scene, where the real fun of the film is. It have took the camera team days to shoot it, some thing that remind of another post apocalyptic film which i wont mention, good. That the fast and furious will never do.

this is by far the best homages to those movie, that only the twisted mind of Neil Marshall do. The movie will not please most audiences, and will be bomb by critic, by for those who remember, the post apocalyptic film, will love this, with the brutality, and entertaining that it is. Is one step showing that this director can mix action with horror. That only John Carpenter(he even a character have that last name) could make.

The movie, have gore like any other, but when it come of showing it. This director can do. Lest just hope that the movie doesn't fall to the bad heroin curse, that have happen to film like barb wire to catwoman. So to close, hey Marshall if ye read this, if you have plan to continuing the adventure of major Sinclair, let me write a comic about it, please. cause i need a gig like that show that there's more of a woman, than spending a night with her and watching the home shop network. Is horrible, horrible.

this is the ice age, but it wasn't made by fox.

There been movies, that have epic in their resume it, from Cleopatra, to Ben hurt there few, that take place in the stone ages, Like the quest for fire. But

for Roland Emmerish, is he job, from the interplanetary Stargate, to the sci-fi invasion Indiependence Day. Now 10,000 BC, live up to the name? Calling it epic. Heres my review:

In a age where man live in tribe, where the man become the hunter, and the woman raise their young en, they hunt the mighty Mannak(Mammoths), for food, that could last them a whole season. But there the witch of the village, tell a story where they where gonna be invaded, by monster, burning and taken some to be slaves, that the chosen one will come, to free their people, and rescue the girl that he love. And become the new leader, that we guide them to new world. So when that happen, D' leh(Steven Strait) is of to adventure, where he travel snow, jungle, attack by carnivore birds, face a sabertooth, and reunited a country to take down, a empire, and taking them to a city they call The mountain of the gods. To rescue his beloved Evolet(Camilla Belle). And adventure that determined a man to go out, and fight for what is worth. Or something like that.

Call it a apocalypto, or a scorpion king rip off. But there so much i can tell ya about this film Lets get to good thing. Like any Roland film what count more is the fx, always, from the blasting of id4 to the rampaging of the awful remake of Godzilla. On this one, is pretty impressive, in the case of the hunt of the Mannaks(Mammoths), going to great link to make them real, from the hair to their tusk, that really show lots advance. The Birds, for which i call them raptors , look more big giant turkeys, with a eagle head, or great, great relatives to the ostrich. that gave more of the suspense to the film. But what is the creme of the creme, is when they arrive to the mountain of the gods, that actually is Cairo, but impressive shots of what for me is the miniature, of the pyramids, that they even show the sphinx, with good lightning, texture. and like any epic battle , yes theirs and army running to battle, same way that peter jackson did, in theLOR, to Wolfgang did in Troy. That was short, not longer like the others.

Now the bad news, there weren't any actual acting, most of what Steven Trait did, just whining how desperate he is to rescue Evolet, but not even Camilla didn't talk, in the movie, just been, cliched moment the damsel in distress. Now the common language, well they split on this one, in the good side they spoke in common English, that really for me is a case of lost in translation, but on the bad guys side more to the language they use on those time. You have to admire Mel films from the passion to the he last one Apocalypto, that have the real language they use in those ages. But here is more confusion than understanding a foreigner driving a Taxi. Now the case, of the Mountain of the gods, or just Cairo, let ya wonder weren't that Egypt tha build them, but of course, there's a fact, the it wasn't them, but other, i better read my history text. But hey there also the case, to who is the the one they call the god and, the surprise i had, when was reveal who was he or she, i wont spoil it fer ya.

The story kind of of another film that, have the epic on the mark, the native vs viking film call Pathfinder. That really when with that, of the chosen that was gonna go and saving hes people, etc, etc. To even the prophecy that hunter receive, in Apocalyp, on how their life was gonna end. I mean it was great they went to that direction, but that doesn't mean that every epic movie have to have it. So there surprise for me.

For the best movie that define the word epic, was last year Zach 300, always. But the 10,000BC doesn't show to much on the story side but the age, on how it was back on those days. What truly made the film, but hey it does entertain, just something to wet our appetite, for the real epic movies, they're coming in summer. So for Roland, well ain't a Godzilla sequel. But is better he make the stargate films.

Next stop, Doomsday.

this ain't hoops, cause jackie Moon said so.

First he had a perm as Ron Burgundy

than he when short as Ricky Bobby,

later with a mullet in Chazz Michael Michaels,

Now let me introduce to he new do,

the afro, as Jackie Moon, the famous, basketball promoter, and owner, of the flint tropics. And this is he story:

Jackie Moon(Will Ferrell) is a famous singer, with he s softy and jazzy singing, that made him into a superstar, that let him win all kind of awards, but nothing was better than being the owner and coach of the Flint Michigan Tropics, in the America basketball association(or just ABA). But being that they 're the worst team in the league, but a break come, when news is spread that the Aba was merging with the NBA, they only want 4 team, while rest disapear as disco did. So now the commisionar is giving every team a chance to be on top 4 team to make it to the pro. So what the tropics do, they trade their washing machine, for a pro from the NBA, Monix(Woody Harrelson) that he accepted to be close to her girlfriend Lynn(Maura Tierne), but start having a feud with the only star of the team Clarence(Andre Benjamin). While jackie start the season by giving entertainment on every half time show, so they needed a new coach, who knows he way around on the blackboard, that where Monix is in play, while jackie find away, to bring more audiences, and start turnning he team into a franchise, will they reach their goal, will they work as team? Just sit , and see on how a man that fought a bear make it happen.

O.K. then what did like about the movie, was the crazy stunt that will ferrell pull, from the jumping over a ramp over 8 cheerleaders, to what may be the funniest moment, the fighting of Dewie, the killer bear, that run amok, in the whole picture. And of course the owing of $10 000 to duke, But felt the movie lack on the storyside, cause is something common of any sport movie, exemple MAJOR LEAGUE. The joke were classic, like anything that Will Ferrell film have, from introducing of the team at the beginning of the movie, to the the low blow that Woddy gives to Will to show him how to vomit. Woddy Harrelson role was the drama of the story, that remind me of another sport film he did with westley snipe. Andre Benjammin, was perfect for him, as the athlete that wanna make it to majors. The feud that both of this character had, when well, but confusing on who's the real star of this. I didnt fell the movie as a hoops ripoff, but something that that can make fun on how to be basketball team, and turning it , into a franchise. the stunts was the pride and joy of the film from giving free corn dog to making a dance number, that have what would happen if they have made a b version of the little mermaid. But the chemistry of all the actors work, especially to the foreign one that didn't understand nothing of English. The relationship of the Monix with Lynn, remind to same story in that every sport movie have. But the gold of this movie was the commentaries, of Will Arnell, gives, from the talk of the jackson five, to the pulling gun in the poker scene. That really show how screw up are we, when you 're around friends.

so the only foul that this movie have, they have should have made fun of the game, especially when it take place in the lates 70s. Some of gag work for me, like the bear attacking Andy Richter, to even the commissioner. They should have gone along with that, like the golfer of caddy shack.

So if ye wanna see , Will Ferrell, in a fro, this is your movie, with no declassification, in it.

Is even better when ye see him treating a father re ff. That's classic.