miércoles, 30 de abril de 2008

i think i should be polishing iron man metal

The robot films are starting to ignited from the first fembot in Metropolis, to the 80's classics Terminator to Robocop, and last year Transformers.
O f course iron man ain't one, than i don't care while it wear and armor and make thing go boom. Than that's hardcore robot:

Tony Stark(Robert Downey Jr) is a innovator, inventor, have achieve so much over he life( also egotistical, gambler, and playboy) running he father
company with Obadiah Stane(Jeff Bridges). building and showing their latest weapons to the world. But a trip to Afghanistan change that, when the convoy is attack by a group of terrorist name the 10 rings, capture, he is force to build missiles. Seen how this militia got of hold of he's weapons. he decide to build and armor, aid of Yinsen(Shoun Toub), they build something, that can only be describe as walking fortrees. When the day come to make the escape, Yinsen sacrifice, from where Tony discover the value of a life, rescue by the army, he decide to shut down all weapon productions, that upset some people, including Obadiah. Obsesive for what he build, he try to make a new one, but giving it and upgrade. Someone found the plans that Stark build. While back he test everything from the stabilizer to the thrust of he new armor. But later discovering that the company weapons are been used by same people that capture him. Is time to turn the armor for what is build to do. Destroy everything, don't ask question.

Robert Downey give a very charismatic, and very fun dialog, that really define him better for this kind of picture. Jeff Bridges performance wasn't that evil. Now here's some comic fact for ya, Gwyneth Paltrow Character Pepper Pots is more sensual, but here she play it very damsel in distress kind.

Now the visual are the best of the picture, from the flying, to the first battle scene, where show ya, never shoot to a full metal helmet, that define a one man army, there some funny moment come when is testing time, that actually there not that cliche, this could very be, a very very very action film(just with some tech in it). But that couldn't be made more fun with out the direction of Jon Favreau.

By far this is good superhero movie that anyone could enjoy, but it saddens me that i didn't put it on my most watch for this summer, to i regret it well yeah. Jon Favreau hasn't fail on any of he movies by giving it that sarcast comedy that have, with Iron Man is he move to the action genre that got it right, this very well be true version that was missing for spider-man3. And nice touch putting "the man" as a player. You go Stan. best performance.

It will shoot, fly, and blast ya. This film is the first of the marvel studio, and something tell they ain't stopping there. there's more to come. But until the Hulk starts destroying theaters, we be full for this one.

sábado, 26 de abril de 2008

MOMMY'S COOKING 10MOVIES TO WATCH IN SUMMER

Yeah is that time again, my mom is making some mexican mole, with the films for summer, so eat the heat n throw the chicken bone , cause here are mom's top 10 ingredient for a summer movies:

10.-THE MUMMY 3
Theres no denial i love Sommers mummy films why?
Well their funny, great effect, n more great design. Sure their campy put for the best.
Now with the 3 installment, they are going Asian with this one, casting kung fu lady MItchell Yeoh, and with the badness of Jet Li. Beside Brendan Fraser need work.


9.-HELLBOY2
What separate a devil to a mexican. The guy who now directing The hobbit, But mostly to see again everybody favorite red demon fighting monster, and this one is bigger. With a whole new story, this time around sighting more on the R.P.D. Than a rookie agent. Our team go against the fairy world, with more creatures n more bigger guns. Yeah lets have some candy with that.


8.-HANCOCK
Will Smith as a wash up super hero, causing more destruction than saving it?
That's why.


7.-MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

It was about time for some j-pop horror for American, base on short story of Clive baker. This one thing that will remind us to never take the subway by midnight, especially is ye passenger is a butcher for human flesh o yeah that's cooking.


6.-X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

The sequel to one the best series in the 90's is coming back with the original FBI duo, and directed from the creator himself Chris Carter. Give more reason to why agent scully n mulder needed to be back? cause need more than just investigating some damn ufo for Christ sake.


5.- STEP BROTHERS

I love their work on talladega nights, than why not, do it again , but this time as brothers, in their 40's. yeah




4.-SPEED RACER

Fan of the animated series, with great and dynamiting races, make this one to see, sure is for the familly, so is every R rated movie. Anyway this is one kid film that you can't pass up, beside Christina Rici is in it.


3.-PINNEAPPLE EXPRES

Well is a pleasing that finally they game James Franco a role worth for he's expertise, as stoner. With greatness n original gag, this movie will makes us forget of every joint movie that was ever made. Harold n who?






2.-DARK KNIGHT
This year will go to this money, why? The joker.
Directed by the master himself Christopher Nolan, bought a new n real take of the dark Knight, now when ye ad one of the notorious foe, then you now what to expect. But why ain't in #1



1.-INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLO OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
I may be old school, but there's no one they haven't heard of him , except your 7year old nephew of course, damn parenting. Is gonna be good to see Harrison wearing he's signature hat on. Reason is #1 easy he's the only hero that whine a lot. it may not be good than the 3rd one, but we entertain.
Also stay tune on May 21 where i Honor him for the best comeback of the 21 century.






























































































viernes, 25 de abril de 2008

Anybody got light for this bong of a movie?

In late 70 to the 80's there was cheech n chong, that introduce great comedy when ye ad weed to the picture, than in the 90's kevin smith gave us the foul mouth smoking dealer of Jay and the wise n silent bob. In 2004 following the footstep of this great master of making mary jane(not to confuse with Kristen Dunt) Is Harold n Kumar, for what adventure took them to find the white casttle, n shove every burger they wanted. But what happen the day after? did they went to Amsterdam? here s my review then:

After eating all the burgers the Boys settle down for a few hour,before their plane await, so Harold(John Cho) n Kumar(Kal Penn) pack up of to Amsterdam, that where we meet Kurma's ex girlfriend Vanessa(Danneel Harris), which is getting married, to a suck up to the president after they get busted for lighting a bong, which the passenger confuse it for a bomb n mistake them as terrorist. Now is up to the extremist fundamental, like to spill grape soda, n pennys con servative Agent Fox(Rob Corddry) , that send them to Guantanamo, that less than hour escape, hitch a ride with some local cuban to Miami with the Aid of Rasa(Amid Talaj)where the duo learn a new style of partying with bottomless. So a new adventure start, taking them to deep of the south where they meeting to some good samaritan gangsters, some local modern southies with a mutant of a son, to a rally with the kkk, that mistake them as Mexican, to hitching with Neal Patrick Harris(who like them mushroom), expressing their feeling in a local whore house, and dropping in to the main man himself G.W. so the boys can clear their names, n stop a wedding. All that before they get stop by Agent Fox n he's man. Oh also the weed bag come back in a threeway.

By far this is the fun ye can have beside smoking it. The duo bring some of the strong n fun, tthat ye can have in the film. The one that take the dialog is Kal Penn as always with some of a self explanatory dialog. But ye think Neal performance was great in the 1st, well ye get to see him more on this one with a unicorn that travel with(God bless he didn't went all second life with it). But far the best is the main villain of the agent who never wipe hes bottom of Bill Corddry.
This is by far the most provoking n funniest act, he remind me of the bastard son of dick chenny.

The story till follow the o brother where at dou? formula, but with new twist, to the scary scene of the cyclop, to the Neal sealing pornstar Echo valley bottom(Hey i know somethings), to the KKK scene, which i opose, i mean Mexican, we dont have that very close eyes, and we re not that brownish, we got a more of a light caramel color, of course the sad part of it is some seen were cut out, like where they 're thrown from a bus, to Bill corddry ambush it(which were nice)
But by far the funniest moment, is the father calling of G.W. to he's dad, that really give a positive look, if ye count the weed that he smoke's

The is better than the 1st, with more political, n offensive jokes. But will stay as the funniest pot movie of this year, cause in august Seth Rogen n James Franco come smoking more in Pineapple Express, n my sight are telling that got more laughs than a cannival festival.

So if ya not doing anything, like smoking with friend, go and see this movie. And see why yer seen to much Doggie howser episodes.

domingo, 20 de abril de 2008

ain't got ogres, or elves, but .......but it got kung fu.


i been huge fun of kung fu, since the a child, took some classes which they didn't work out. But that didn't stop me, by seen more from the Shaw brother, to the Bruce Lee ones, to today. Now a reunion of two of the best, unite for one movie. To they bring great choreography, or they are acting like kid? here my review:
Jason Tripitika(Michael Argarano) is just your average loving kung fu loving kid, that admire the art of classic film, but when he dream about a monkey putting the kicks on some bad guy it make himself , into something. So one day he go to the nearest pawnshop where we meet hop( a very old jackie Chan), buying bootleg film, when he stumble in a room , that hold ancient staff that belong to a warrior. Heading home he cross path with a bully, that force him to go and rob Hop pawnshop. By entering they star looking for the money until hop gets shot, giving the staff to jason, which he make a run for it, chase around the street he reach an end in a roof, where the gang starting to treating him for what happen, when all of the sudden the staff start to push him to the cliff. When falling he wake in a village, frighten, he run when the sudden is invaded by the royal guard of the warlord, destroying houses, killing the men, and taken the women. By the time he meet a drunken traveller by the name of Lu Yan(Chan again) that save him, and invite him for a drink, where he tell him the story of the monkey king, and the importance of the weapon that he hold, so chase by guards, he is join by a silent monk,(jet Li), and a mysterious musician by the name of the golden sparrow(Liu Yifei) he is trained, and complete the prophesy to go to the 4elements mountains and return the staff that will awaken the monkey king, before the bounty hunter and jade warlord(Collin Chou) guards stop them.
The storyline seem to take from the Never ending story, but more of a karate way, with the basic that come to the main actor. Michael character is always the dimsy, and help es movie geek that we meet in real life, more like the resemblance to Shia Lebouf in the transformers. But the kid can fight that make the movie more joyful. The chemistry that Jackie character have with the Jet Li type, is the fun of the movie, specialty in the scene where Chan to make some rain. From the bad guys view i like more the bounty hunter Ni Chang play by Li Bingbing, that there haven't been a mean female fighter since Ziyi Zhang. Burt lets get something straight i know most of the Jet Li film he always play the silent type, from Once a upon a time in china 1 to 3 to Kiss of the dragon. But now he show he lighter side when playing the monkey king, i mean when ye gonna see him monkey around not on the set of war. But even stranger enough by when he said that fearless whats gonna be he last epic movie. wel this seem more epickier?Is nice to see Jackie Chan getting out of the disney film, leaving he rush hour persona behind and playing the drunken master, that he already did, in the drunken master.
But lest get to the best part of the film which is the fighting of course. The jackie and Jet confrontation is by far the best of the film, with the kick they give one another, is reminded me of the triple fight with the captain in Chan Project A. of course they where all done by the most busiest now hollywood stunt choreographer of mister Yun Wo-ping. that are well nicely styli est.
especially when it come to the staff fight between the jade warlord n the monkey king.
Been directed by the man who have done more animation film, from the classic Lion King, to the cg mouse of both Stuart Little films. Make ye wonder how he pull it all off, for a film like that. the film have fun in the way the characters interact, to the visual that certainly took from other kung fu movies like the crouching tiger hidden dragon palaces, to the old ancient Chinese weapons.
Is not the best kung fu film of the decade like it was with Jet Li Hero, but deliver the best duel fight of Jackie Chan and Jet Li, that bring the entertainment, From the fighting in a restaurant, to the slapstick training that made Chan famous.
The film goes directly to a family that will enjoy it. To even a martial art aficionado. so it got the kicks and adventure, and some jump, but ye can expect much. So for me i go watching the 7 swords to Azumi as one best epic martial art films. But i m here waiting for Jet Li bad guy(which he really good at) in The mummy 3.

domingo, 6 de abril de 2008

this is why you should learn about math.


21 is a peculiar, and very unique film that i wanted to see. But yeah there been other film that base on heist or cheating. And there manny, but lately the game of poker, is what making head. right now, with the whole tournament that is airing on tv. Now there's a movie that show, if you have a plan, a strategy, and know well the numbers of every card. Well ye become a big shot, in a city that never sleep (cause they spread ya with somekind of gas to keep ya up all the night). Heres my review:
Ben Campbell(Jim Sturgess), is senior on MIT, he spend hes time working with friend building a robot for a contest, attending classes, working on a clothing store(which he was promoted, and hanging in a bar with the coworkers. But when he answer a very special answer in Mickey Rosa(Kevin Spacey) class. Discover the reason why is so important to count card. join by other member, he is it, train, to learn words that turn to number, and study the true strategy of blackjack. Cause on the weekend beside smuggling money, is Vegas baby, is Vega. Where the table come with hes own rules, when in go, one of the member show he hand on back mean the game is hot, when is pointed in the eye, it means, we need to talk, and a stroke in the hair, is time to go. making it the best time of he's life, money, girl, respect while been watch by a security agent by the name of Cole(Laurence Fishburne) who already had a run in with Mickey. All is good but back home, he make every aside from classes, to he friends. Becoming more greedier that could jeopardy the team, with a jealousy, and some mistrust with the leader. Is a good life, but when you add more card to the deck, is a lost.
This is 21.
The movie is special on the way the cheat on poker, is like been in 5th grade all over again. i mean i don't know that there some drama or is it a manual on how to count the card. The narration was good, cause is told by the way the card is play. same way that Morgan freeman describe a boxing fight in million dollar baby.
Kudos go to Kevin Spacey acting, on this films, as the best leader and squealing teacher in a movie. Just looking on he devilish eyes you know that he can make yer life bad in school steal ya everything that you own. Jim Sturges role was very cliches on a regular note, from the shy beginner to the compulsive addict, that the same to Philip Seymour Hoffman owning mahowny.
The varies stages that the movie have, was well narrated, cause the best part was the technic they had, on cheating, from the mule in a crotch, to cashing the chips using your local strippers, the art is fun and intelligent, yet need be a mathesian to get into the action. but different to another Dustin Hoffman movie(Rainman). But more educational(ok i m exxagerating here)
So the movie dont have the king of rock, or brad pitt, matt dillon, or a george clooney, but is wellcraft, it has it own style of playing it. And showing the real life of what Vegas is all about.
So if ye wanna see something di9fferent, that doesnt have side gags, or bad remakes, or guys that got powers. Then go and see what math is good for you.