Is Sin City mix up with Children of man, but ain't Clive Owen in them?

No one expected, that Clive Owen, would go so low, to make a movie where he say "I'm British nanny" and make it fun, I mean where ye gonna see a guy playing bodyguard to a baby, wraparound with a bulletproof vest. Oh and adding Paul Giamatti as reporting to the wife, about he where about, psycho hit man. Here the review.

PLOT: Mr. Smith(Clive Owen) Was sitting in a bench drinking he's coffee and snaking a carrot, when he saw a young pregnant woman been chase by arm mans. So he ignored at first, but then he made good deed. BY rescuing her, and shooting the arm mans which were lead by a former forensic consultant Hertz(Paul Giamatti). When Smith find that the girl was shot on the head, he take the baby then leave, going to the nearest bordello, where he need the help of everybody favorite sucking breast milk prostitute, Donna(Monica Belluci). While the bad guys try to find him. Why to they need the baby death? Who is Smith? What connection to the baby have a senator? And how many death body there is in this movie?

Ok lets get to the acting this is same performances that Clive did in Sin City as Dwight. Serious, dark vigilants,etc. Only different there is he eat a carrot, but what really make laugh more for this character is he problem with immoral people. Where he spend he time complaining about people behavior. But Paul Giamatti take this movie like a bullet hitting far better than Sideway.

He a mix of the aggressiveness of Yosemite sam, with sharp dialog ala Elmer Fudd. The acting was a complete homage to the looney tunes. Now the action , I'm gonna say this once, this far that John Woo, or the Wachowski Bro. could ever made, the wherehouse shooting, where Clive put all those guns hanging them. And only watching the security cameras he start shooting by just pulling some string, that something that would even occurred to Mel Gibson Mad Max. Or Not even close when it come to the sex shooting scene, that no porn movie, could show, a less ye would be making a snuff flick.

Think the most problem i felt by watching it, was on how many time they put the baby in danger, this ain't baby day out. Found it uncomfortable, just seen it. I mean i don't want sound like a conservative, but should have really tone down on that part.

They put this movie on the genre of action. But for me. Is more like The most fun that you could have , by seen the body count go. michael davis didn't reinvent nothing, but for he's 1rst movie, it wasn't bad. The love of a man for and action movie couldn't go away. So Congrats Michael cause i sure have some fun. And that's what is all about.

Resident evil3: if they told you is like mad max with zombie, well it is.

Resident Evil: Extinction.

The RE Franchise have been holding on thank to it success of the Box offices. Now the 3rd take us to the Nevada desert, where Milla premise her roll as the heroine Alice. Knowing that she the only lead female hero to struck gold in theaters, where many have fell example Dead or alive film, Halley berry Catwoman, and finally Angelina Tomb Raider. But this time does Milla slashedzombie head, or she get bitten. Here the review.

Plot: Since the last episode, Umbrella have lost control of the t virus, contaminating not only America, but the world. Turning the great city, into a carcass infecting angry slaughterhouses, and losing the way of life permanent. Now Alice, is been hunting by the corporation known as Umbrella, where the top scientist need and example of her blood, that can cure the infected. On the road, she meet up with a convoy, that is lead by Claire Redfiel(Ali Larter), Carlos(Oded Fahr), and L.j.(Mike Epps). And guide them to where there isn't danger, To Alaska. But Umbrella own scientist Dr Sam Isaac, is giving tap on every move, causing more death to the survivors of the convoy. Is last showdown between Alice and her doctor, before more dyes happen.

the story ain't that good, but keep the suspend for wanting more, I mean is nice to see Milla doing again the action, but what happen to rest of the cast of Apocalypse. They only show 2 that is Odeh And Mike. then what happen to little girl they save. They loose lot story, cause of not covering basic of what happen of the last movie. Imean there some flaw that would see, beside the one that said, also How did Claire Redfield form the convoy, especially they have put more mutated creatures base on the game, cause Zombie, dogs and crows are something that 70's can made. Now the action i think is the best of the flick, i mean the fire in the sky scene, was amazing, it remind me for some KFC. But the explosion of the end remind me of another zombie movie:

Anyone can say Zack 'Dawn of the death.

It was letdown by the end of the film, i mean they plan on continuing, only this time with a army of Alices. That just poor thinking. But it was great thjey put actual characters from the film , from the enigmatic and mercenaries Wesker to the disfigure Tyrant.

So if you planning to see it go on. But if you're a fan of the video game or the past films. Then dont expect a lot, cause the only time that we see Milla on her best performances is on a cover of a man magazine(if ye know what i mean.

happy independace days in Mexico.to Hollywood

Ye know Mexico have been the new location for Hollywood, i mean big star have gone to film there, i mean theirs Mel Gibson apocalypse, and milla RE:Extinction. But one thing they have to learn they don know how make a good Mexican film. That why i m calling this blog:

"Gringo's don't make Mexican film"

We Mexican are proud nation, of a culture, are ritual, and our craft on how rich is our country. But Now we got you guys for ruin it. Why? well lets take a troll, throughout history. There been good movies that Mexican people made:

1. Los olvidados
2. Rojo amanecer
3. Y nosotros los pelado(actually that the best funny movie that we made)

But now you guys ruin it all. well, like putting us as the punchline on every joke, example The cheech and chong movies, filming only in horrible places in Mexico, the villages (we have city ye know), and of course the corruption(hey that doesn't mean ye guys got some, you were the one that invented capitalism). some of you don't care of our culture. oh wait a minute yes you do, you gave us, the antisemitic drunk , "i can crash the car anywhere" Mel Gibson. Who really doesn't know anything of the Maya. Really didn't you go to school, wait they cut the educational fund. Now i know my country have always been a sellout thank to you. But when you try to make movie about us. Try to put and actor who know Spanish's, but don't put Brad Pitt cause the only thing he know, is to be the bitch of a relationship. so here are 3 reason to make it a good, without embarrassing us:

-Don't put Danny Trejo on every Mexican movie: i know he been in prison . that what make him Mexican, but your wrong, he's more gabacho. Put more Robert Redford, i hear he need work.

-Stop filming us. Like we were a third country, that why you got New Orleans perfect places, showing something that Bush forgot last year.

1. -Lastly, stop taking our best directors. Like Guillermo Del Toro, he would've made a lord of the ring with a mexican flavor, Alejandro Gonzales Iñarritu, Imean ye give him the glove, but not the oscar. You're torturing him. Alfonso Cuaron, that would've made our mexica version of american pie.

So Gringos the next time you make a Mexican movie, don't. Cause all we gonna hear from you is,"why i didn't put Danny Trejo". So to my My Mexican people, Feliz dia 16 de septiembre.

Ahora vamonos a comer chicharones. !A huevo Cabrone¡

Best horror so far for this year.

I remember going to my friend house to play he's atari 2600 and see john Carpenter classic Halloween, by the time that song started, i run out. And spend the rest of the day in my house.

Now i didn't have high hope for the remake, especially when they put Rob zombie as the

director. And boy i was wrong here the review.

PLOT: THERE NOTHING TO SAY.

Really there nothing to say about it cause, i didn't saw it as movie, but more of a shrink point a view. The problem of many critic was that, they thought it was just another awful remake a la House of wax. Rob Zombie really went to the depth of how a psychopath is made. There some disturbance , more in the first act. But that how a serial killer start. Look i know many of you don't agreed with this. But ye have to understand, today there many cases like this. I won't mention them but is clear view on how a child can be affected in a dysfunctional family. I know i not mentioning nothing about the movie. But understand this is by far the best horror that i seen so far, i mean jump from my theater seat, and any movie that can do that , it mean it have a story to tell.

This ain't another dumb remake , it have something to tell, it get to the mind of the killer, i won't say. But Mr. Zombie say it on he interview, he didn't wanna make it as another killer movie, but more on how a killer is made. John Carpenter would be so proud for this version.

It needed more balls to make it funny

I always love playing the game of ping pong , since at the age of 10, i go to the house of a uncle and play it. When i heard there was a movie about, i was more excited (more when they mention that Christopher Walken was gonna be in it), that gonna be made the same tean that made comedy central Reno 911. Now seen it left me with some problem that only one person can say it all. Here my review.

Plot: Randy Daytona(Dan Fogler) Was a promising ping pong player beating every countrys best, in the 88's South Korea Olympic, with the support of hes marine dad Sgt. Pete Daytona(Robert Patrick) (which have a beting adiction)when it come to he last match to a german douchbag Karl Wolfschtagg, Discovering that dad made a bet to some Chineese Gangs,. He losse

all concetration. Losing it, which dad daytone lose a head. 15 years past, Randy is now a ping pong entertainer in Las vegas, but when he cause to a member of the audiense a heartattack, he lose he only job. Come FBI Agent Rodriguez(George Lopez) to recruit him for a special mission, that involve the mafia that decapitated he dad. So he accept, But been long that he haven't play in a long time, take him to participe to local tornouments,. That in the 1st game he lose it, so now he take him to China Town where a wise master teach him the sport and art of ping pong, Master Wong(James Hong) and with the help of her niece Maggie Hong(Maggie Q), they prepare him to be the best ping pong player of all the tournament of Feng(Christopher Walken) before he beat the dragon and restore the honor to Master Wong that prohibited to teach to a gringo(that's george word). Will he enter to Feng tournament? Will master Wong teah him everythin there is? Will he meet hes archrival of the 88's olympic rival douchbag german Karl? Play it how it is with balls, small ones.

Now that you know that Walken is in it. Here he is writing the review with his own finger.

Oki toki then, now let me comment on Dan fogler acting, he remind me of a very chugy Jim Belushi, that he fatnes can make better movie than he. I see him as promising comic career, not belushi. Now george Lopez acting remind me of the last latino that i work that was in king of New York, Now let see Mencia steal that act. Maggie Q there ain't much to say about her, i mean she only show her body like that save of the bell girl that did showgirl. And what can i say abou James Hong, i didnt know he was in the movie. Now the slaptick aint nothing that i did in my career , accept the sketches on SNL. which 're the best, but this was fun todo, but slow in some gag, i mean this people made me drees like retarded Ghenhis Khan. And the glasses that i wear, i could be very much Katharine hepbun son. So some joke arte funny haha, but not much funny hohoho, i mean i wear wig that nothing chineese, accept for the eyes.

Thank you, overall is not your doutchball movie, but more of a rollerball remake, needed more straight story, with some hard passion too. But there some balls that you can dutch.