martes, 23 de junio de 2009

Megan Fox, hot body. The end.



With the sequel of the 07 hit, which launch her career, she make seconds on this one. While making promotion tour all around the world, the only thing that this actress can do, is whine, cause many folk are comparing her to Angelina Jolie. But hey what about the film, oh yeah i forgot, Michael bay bring back the famous robot in disguise, but introducing a new villain that never made a appearance in the classic cartoon, but just in the toy line, and it come with a twist since when is megatron a pupil? Here the transformation to the review:

Two year have past, now the transformers have join with the army, to form a special unit call NEST. Their mission to hunt down all around the world the remaining decepticon, casualty are high, but saving lives is the first priority. Until the governor star to questioning the methods of the whole operation, on why there's till decepticon coming? But for optimus, he's only concern is the arrival of the fallen. Meanwhile Sam Witwicky is preparing and packing up to go to college, until something drop from he's backpack, a piece of the all spark, giving him knowledge of new source of energy that only the Alien Machines are interested. While a decepticon satellite hack to the world communication revealing info about the remaining piece of the all spark, by sending one of he's ravager, they manage to steal it, and starting the resurrection of Megatron. Back in college Sam discover that he been having vision of words, that are connected to something that really make him the target to the decepticon, So once again he will need the help of the auto bots, and he's friends to keep him safe, that's until one key member die. Changing everything, so now Sam must rely on himself and he new roommate Leo, to find the only person that can help him to decipher the words that he have seen. Taking them from New York to Egypt, while the martial law is call upon the Autobots. Will humanity fall at the hand of the fallen and hes decepticon? Or they will find a source or a key that can bring back the one that can defeat them? Autobots roll out. The fallen came.

Ok how can you see i dint actually mention the actors, cause there weren't. Shia lebouf play he best shaggy interpretation on this one by the screaming, and the running, but he's new friend make the best gag of the film, new comer to the series Ramon Rodriguez, making homage to the famous 07 web video"Don't Stace me bro" and doing it on the nuts, even better when he join former sector 7 agent John Turturro. That really become the Anthony Anderson of the film now. From he obsession of alien coming to earth to going all squad leader. Now there were some actual acting from part of Megan Fox, Not Oscar worth, but fun as much, ah who am kidding, her beauty is till intact, even better when you see her running in slow motion, but the one really lets it all out is Isabel Lucas as the decepticon spy fembot, i think her role was short but it work for the men. Hey i know really there's no real acting, the whole thing play out as a scooby do episode, but wonder not cause is Michael Bay film that mean-

Lots of action, and this time they went global, from the world domination to introdusing lots decepticon and autobots. From the opening of the film that take place in hong kong to the climax stand off in Egypt. The explosion were there every moment even the fighting were better than of the first. Best moment go to the new upgrade that optimus get, to showing off the latest military tech. It was the double the dust that rise on this film. even better when it came to the military forces facing off against the decepticon. You gonna see some tank firing that have never seen before(if you count any anime film have ones). It felt more like more of a military film, showing off what they got, and why they want to recruit you.

Ok enough with the action cause the one making them are the star of the film, it was finally time to show what sound wave can do beside making fun of him on a episode of robot chicken, they turn him to a satellite, that really went well, even better seen that he till hold he's famous cassettes minions like ravagers, that design of a puma mix with the alien rule. The twins Mudflap and skid play as the twosome destroy some, is like a cross of the wayans brothers and their films, they were the fun streak of the movie, from the way they speak to the way they fight even better when finally they get some action against the devastator. Hugo weaving voice role of Megatron was longer, which gave the evil that first one need it. But is Peter Cullen who end up been the Godfather to the film and bringing that 80's feel to it. John Tuturoo voicing the age old jetfire was fantastic,, voicing a retired decepticon is nothing to fart about cause trust me there is some of it. And everybody favorite Bumblebee till continue been the sidekick. My only complain is why they turn RC to a bike and not into a car, cause she could look so good in pink covert, and it would be better see the autobots taking on the humungousaur of the devastator, then John "I die for my country"Turturro? cause really it wasn't necessary seen the ball(just see the pyramid scene, you get me).

The story this time was darker just like they said, but it was cool. Cause if you dont know your G1 cartoon then really ye ain't from that generation. I mean the new team up of the military and the Autobots, was great way the story needed to go, and bringing some element from the first transformer animated movie was perfect. The decepticon role were the main focus, even better when it came to the true relation that megatron have with starscream, ahhh memory. The backstory that it have was perfect, the many mysterious that our history have, and evolve with the many modern age vehicles that been made. Nice touch, the film really felt like true 80's episode. Well done.

So now that most of the focus is gonna be on Mega Fox chest, there's nothing to complain about. Except in recent news that this will be Bay last tranformer film, cause he wanna move on other project. Well i don't know to say about that, cause this one was perfect than the first. But the man knows he's art. The third one is waiting in the corner to be made, and who know what director will continued it.

With today economic many of this automobile company are going out of business, is good to know that their vehicle will see the light of day, with new bosses i mean. The action is better, expect to see lot of transformers this time. expect many surprises to come. And yes Mega Fox will till be there.

Next stop Bruno, ahh is good to be gay(fan i mean)

sábado, 6 de junio de 2009

Yeah that's what happen in vegas, in movie term.

is been a long time since we have seen Todd philips directing a film, with success as old school, and the infamous starsky n hutch. He started to produce other movies.
Well now he set the director chair to a place where man, can only forget about everything, where weddings are way cheap than a 99cents stores, gambling is a art of math, than just counting carts, and where big paper view event are premier, than Mari ah Carey concert. In the mortal words of John Favreau 's swingers Vegas, Vegas baby. Here's the review.

Is Doug(Justin Bartha) last night as a single man, so a bachelor party is on demand and what better place to do than in Vegas. Made by he's friend's the con school teacher Phil(Bradley Cooper), the wife dentist pet Stu(Ed Helm), and he's weird brother in law Alan(Zach Galifianakis). They spend a night in one of vegas luxurious resort Cesar palaces. By the time they settle in their sweet, a toss is made, but after that, they wake up in their room all mees up, with a chicken running around, a living tiger in the bathroom, a baby in the closet, a missing mattress, but they realize that Doug is missing, so a quest begins that take them to more mischief from stealing a police car, to getting arrested for it, to show kids how to use a taser gun. But wait there's even more, a Asian gay guy who was inside their car drunk, to even one of them getting marry to a stripper call Jade(Heather Graham), to even winning a 80thousand worth of poker chips. They have to follow the clues to find the man, and get to the wedding a fast, as Elvis painkiller jar. "What ever happen in Vegas, stay in Vegas, except herpes cause that stays forever"-.Sid Garner.

The cast for this film is just outrageous, if you think what Todd did to Assembling a comedy cast in Old School, than this is true follow up. Bradley Cooper did a stunning performances as the negotiator/rebel of the bunch, he very well be the next Vince Vaughn with the smart acted style.With he's already fun acting in the offices as the over emotional Andy, well on this one he's actually the conservative one, until he's tooth is gone missing that turn him into the whiner of the bunch, making him the second best of the film. But where have Zach have bee? From making web interviews funnyordie.com, to making TV shows, this man deserve a star in Hollywood walk of fame, with he's odd remark, to moving a baby hands(don't ask), to getting punch by Iron Mike. Hes beard stays in all the film. But lets not forget Mr.Chows Ken Jeong godfather act, play it pretty pink, if you love him as the king in Role model, than you will love he's scream and behind. And one more thing i can believe Heather Graham is still a hottie.

So what you need to see the film, from the tazer in the face Zach, to taking a sleeping tiger to the owner house. There's a million of thing that make this film a great Martini drink. Following in step as films road strip, and Old school, is the million thing that can happening Vegas. From the Zach remarks, to Ed screaming in a Celine Dion concert, to Philips getting hit by a crowbar, the film has it all.The Carlos scene(that's the baby) are the best to begin with, to Ed and jade wedding pictures, to the finally of where Doug was. Proving how Buddy flick is made, with lots a liquor and drugs.

I cannot even compare to any other road strip or buddy flick, than the new terminator film or any memory lost film ever made. But the director made a very wise movie, the way that is men ted to be. With lot of Vegas films, from self and loathing to leaving, you got go with this one as the best for comedy. The acting is fun, the jokes are very new and improve, and for the love of the beard and stomach, Zach and Ed shine on this one.

Land of the lost is already out, and by the critic and moviegoer, is sure low, that will make Ferrell go back and make the follow up to the Anchor Man film. The hangover prove how one night in Vegas could end up been the best night than college night(if yer a freshman of course).
And word for the wise stay when the credit star, cause you really don't wanna miss what really happen.